Caption Contest: How do you describe this one?

Spins.  The current bane of my life.  I am practicing all over the house.  Yesterday tumbling over an ottoman and ending up sandwiched between it and a chair in my office.  Not pretty. 

The good news?  Early attempts led to our favorite video of this journey (so far).  Has provided no end to enjoyment and laughter.  I am not sure how to best describe...ideas?